David Nolta Says...

All of David (Daveed) Nolta's odd and incongruous sayings. (Danika J. MassArt fibers soph at the helm of this weird ship.)

Hey guys!

So to be totally honest I have not paid much any attention to this blog since I finished Nolta’s class mid-December of last year. I saw in my email that it kept getting followers, so correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like at least 66 people enjoyed this blog enough to keep following it, even though I haven’t posted in almost a year.

To be fair I created this blog before I even had a personal blog. Sorry for the ridiculous amount of derp. Stick with me a little while longer. Please?

PS. My personal is http://ladybonerforvangogh.tumblr.com/. Boo to me for shameless personal plugging.

Thanks Kristen!

Thanks Kristen!

“I just want to say that I’m gay for you all.

Meaning that I am so happy and excited for you.”

“I dressed like a lumberjack today.

So if you know of any lumber that needs to be jacked, let me know.”

“Don’t make me get the hat again!”

“Has anyone seen my stick?”

“Oh, I hope they don’t stumble

on the electrical wires I set up!”

“Just because

it begins with a ‘B’ and ends with an ‘ini’ doesn’t mean it’s an artist.”

“Why did we spend so much time on Caravaggio?”

(student: “Because he’s a man!”) “Yes, and I like men…AND women! Ha, gotcha!”

“If you haven’t done the reading,

you should assess your life. In a big way.”

 
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